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For all you fans who are salivating for my next fic, thank Black Mamuth for reminding me that Deus Ex Machina exists.
This is Chapter 1 in its entirety. The latter parts of it are unedited still, since I'm tired and already have other editing to do. I'll post the whole mess over to FF.net/FicWad when I spellcheck/edit the whole thing over the next couple days.
So my LJ junkies get the real deal several days in advance of the FF.net crowd. Groovy, aren't you? ^_^
Days in. Days out.
How long had he been fighting? Years, that he knew for sure. Decades, most likely. How long had it been since he’d least seen a calendar? Before the troubles began, of that he was certain, but he had no real certainty how far back. He couldn’t tell time from looking at his own reflection. His face had remained almost the same ever since his nineteenth birthday, which was the first and last one he could ever remember having a party for.
Days in.
The lines on his comrades’ faces did little to help his faulty grasp of time. Anymore, even the children had wrinkles. Teens barely into adulthood and they had graying hair and frown lines on their foreheads and around their mouths. A memory of a smooth, pale forehead beneath soft, gentle bangs started to appear in his mind, an instant before he ruthlessly crushed it back down.
Days out.
How long had he waited for this chance? How long since he’d learned of the plan? It had been so long since he’d last felt real hope that when he was first briefed by the elders, the resurrection of that long dead emotion felt like a branding iron had been embedded between his lungs.
When they’d explained their plans, the emotion hadn’t died.
When they’d told him the maddening difficulty involved in the mission, it still hadn’t faded.
When they’d told him that the odds of success were almost impossible even for him, he’d actually felt glad for the fresh challenge.
When they’d told him that the end result of the mission would be…
Days in.
How long had he been hiding here in this tree, watching and waiting? How many ANBU had literally come within feet of him since he’d arrived? How many times had he not been spotted? How many times had he restrained himself from deliberately blowing his cover and teaching these careless fools a lesson?
A lesson of life’s hard reality. A lesson in learning to love what one had right in front of them. A lesson in savoring peace, but refusing to grow weak from it. A lesson in vigilance, in actually trying to protect what was precious.
A lesson in losing everything that ever mattered until all that was left was a barren, ashy existence.
Days out.
Time is so fucking funny, yet it’s the most bitter joke in the universe. The years since his nineteenth and last birthday had felt like centuries, with every day a lifetime of dying slowly from some terminal disease, and yet now they’re over and gone. The months since the operation was first proposed to him to the actual start of the mission had felt far worse, like he’d been living the lives of a hundred people for every day of his own. And now, he’d arrived and was hiding and now he waited.
Every second was the death of a civilization. Every minute was the erosion of a mountain. Every hour was a continent being devoured by its own planet. And the past day…
It was to be expected that their results wouldn’t be perfect, for no less than a thousand reasons. Arriving a day early would be an error, but it was better than arriving a day late.
This past day though. The wait. The endless wait. All this time and energy waiting for this one, simple, tiny moment when he would spring from his hiding spot. All hope resting on this one moment. All focus at one moment that was taking eons to arrive. The rise and fall of stars and worlds.
He wondered if this was how God felt, then he wondered how God kept from going mad waiting for this little tiny insignificant breed of apes to wake up and take their proper places in the order of universe.
Throw off their chains of ignorance. Become enlightened. Zen in every tree and bush and every fucking little ant that had the balls to themselves a man and to decided that rest of the ants weren’t perfect and that they needed changing and that if God wasn’t going to do it then he sure as hell would and while God was absent why not take the throne for himself and name himself God in His or Her stead and his first act would be changing those miserable little ants that call themselves men and maybe it would take one or two or maybe a thousand tries before it worked out right but no worries because even if and when they died it was just because they were too ignorant to accept the changes and not willing to expel their flaws and become perfect and even if they died he’d still love them and they’d be redeemed in his little fucking ant-god eyes.
Days go by.
His eyes blinked for the first time in either an hour or an extinction event. He really wasn’t sure which.
He’d blanked out there for awhile. Had he been out too long? His eyes hadn’t picked up the flash of color he’d been watching for, so it really didn’t matter if he started swimming in the memories. But no, that wouldn’t do, because if he was distracted when the moment arrived he might be a half a moment too late. That wouldn’t do at all.
How he wanted this moment to come. How he needed it to arrive. His whole life, his whole miserable, long and useless life had been building to this moment.
But he dreaded it. Like a candy that’s gone all to soon, like waiting for a punishment, like a few minutes of blissful fun with a friend, like death itself, though it would take forever it would suddenly be here and all too soon it’d be over with only a memory to mark that it had ever existed.
As regular as the erosion of rock formation, an ANBU landed on a branch just a few feet in front of where he was crouched. He was hidden, but not in the shade. Splotches of dappled sunlight shown on his skin. Only an amateur needed the shadows to hide from anyone, even a skilled enemy, and he hadn’t been an amateur since dragons had lived on land, sea, and air or perhaps since he’d been a child without wrinkles.
Did it even matter if there was a difference anymore?
His eyes, glazed from time and sharpened by will, watched the street across from the small grove he was in. His gaze was centered on one exact spot just a couple feet in front of a shoddy storefront, but his eyes missed nothing within the range of his peripheral vision. He saw every detail of the tree branches and insects around him, of the useless people on the street, of the idiot ninjas wandering about, of the texture of the bark of the large branch to his left, of Ms. Fancy ANBU Pants and the way her shifted weight indicated an old war wound on the inside of her right thigh and the tension in her gloved hands that meant she was thinking about something or someone other than her duty and the possible external threat sitting right behind her not five feet away.
From where he sat, he couldn’t touch her with his bare hand without moving, though he could’ve slashed her hamstring apart with the broken branch hanging by a thread of bark right next to him. If by some miracle she managed to spot him, he’d have to kill her in as silent and brutal a manner as possible.
For the first time in a long time, he wondered if it made him a bad person to consider the death of another human being so casually. Probably, but that was old news by now. He hadn’t been an actual good person since the fall of the desert kings and their towering crypts.
Or perhaps it had been a year or so after his last birthday.
The ANBU muttered something under her breath and took a step forward to a more comfortable spot on a different branch. Her movement was so dull, like the evolution of fungus, that his mind started to wander again. More so than usual, that is.
Something moved on the street, emerging from between two heavyset tourists and their squalling larva.
A flash of color, like sunshine on a field of magnolias with a dark blue stream and puffy white dandelions growing on the banks and a single dark red orb in the center of the water.
A meteor smashing into a planet and wiping out all the little ants who called themselves gods and men.
A burning ember that would one day be called a god, though he’d always thought himself an ant.
A fire that couldn’t die completely, no matter how many wrinkles it deserved.
A tiny, infinitely small sliver of God that He and She left behind when He and She left the ants to their own devices.
A terrible pain.
Hope.
Here. This was it.
He moved. A surge of muscle and chakra pushed off the branch he crouched on and he blurred through the air. Past Ms. ANBU, out of the trees, over the trinket cart, across the street, and there to his hope, his past and future and his entire focus and his entire reason for existing.
Eternity was over. The days End and Change begins now.
OoXoO
A boy, blonde and young, snickered as he dashed past a couple fat ass losers and their spoiled brat. He paused after a few feet and glanced back up the street he’d come from.
Yep, he’d lost Iruka-sensei alright. Kami, and the man called himself a ninja. Then again, it helped that Iruka-sensei didn’t know he could do Henge yet, so it was pretty easy to disguise himself as a piece of junk on a passing garbage cart to escape his teacher’s wrath.
Easy as pie. A this rate, he’d pass the upcoming genin exam.
Uzumaki Naruto, eleven years old and full of more life and mischief than any kitsune of legend, grinned wickedly as he turned to keep walking. He was already plotting out his next prank as, after all, what better way to make sure he passed the exam than by practicing his ‘skills’ as much as possible?
It was then the young ninja-in-the-making noticed the fierce glares coming from the store keeper across the road, next to one of the thousands of groves of trees in Konohagakure. For an instant, he felt the old pain that had accompanied him since his first memory, but then it was swept aside by his natural stubborn annoyance. It looked like he’d found his next prank victim.
Naruto had just made a face and was forming a rather nasty gesture, when an entire building somehow managed to broadside him.
For several terrible moments, all the young boy saw was flashes of swirling colors and a bright white burning orb that could only be the sun, though why it was moving all over the place was beyond him. A sense of vertigo had also gripped him and he had no idea which way was up or down.
Then the sudden movement stopped and he looked around quickly to get his bearings. Strange. Why did all the people he could see seem so small and-
An icy wave a fear hit the normally unshakable boy as he realized he was looking down at an unfamiliar street from a height of almost thirty feet.
The fear also had something to do with the fact that he was dangling in midair, with no visible sign of anything supporting him.
Something tugged sharply on the back of his belt and Naruto was suddenly pulled upwards a foot in the air and let go. He felt an instant of terrible weightlessness before he was spun around 180 degrees and his fall halted, this time by a grip on the front of his belt.
The motion made him see a blur of color and it took him a second to realize just what he was staring at and then he realized it was oh all the Kamis in the universe a person in front of him and then he looked up at the face of the man who could stand horizontally off the side of a fucking four-story building and hold an eighty pound kid at arms length like he weighed nothing and then he saw the face and then he saw the eyes and-
Naruto forgot fear.
Everything bad thing in his life up until that instance had been the corniest spook in a funhouse compared to the terrible things he saw in the depths of those eyes. He would never be truly afraid again. Nothing could scare him more than this, not Iruka, not the Third, not those pale-eyed freaks from that one family, not that arrogant bastard Saku or Sasuki or whatever his name is, and not any of those creepy older ninjas that stared at him with haunted (haunted, right!) eyes.
Naruto saw Hell and every circle was in the rings of this man’s eyes.
The man’s eyes that didn’t blink, that gleamed with dark cunning and something that a normal eleven year-old child of a peaceful village couldn't possibly understand, but this one did because this wasn’t a normal child at all and he’d seen eyes like that in a mirror and a face like that in a mirror and oh God he was looking into a mirror, he had to be and he had no idea what it was that he was looking at but he’d felt it coiling inside him before and it scared him.
Burning, cold eyes hidden behind slightly droopy eyelids.
Electric-blue eyes.
Tousled, untamable hair covered in God only knows how many months or even years of filth.
Blonde, spiky hair.
A face that anyone would have to admit was handsome, despite the slightly hollowed cheeks and pale skin.
Three black scar lines on each cheek.
Naruto didn’t even bother to feel embarrassed as his bladder let out.
The man, the mirror, the terrifying thing that held him at arms length without even a muscle twitching in protest at the bad angle while sticking to the side of a four-story building didn’t blink even as the young boy he held aloft soaked his own pants in terror.
Despite everything, Naruto felt the irrational urge to apologize to this…man for his incontinence, but he didn’t get the chance to say a word.
“Hello, Naruto,” The man said in a raspy, vaguely pleased voice. He didn’t sound like he spoke a lot.
Not words anyways.
Despite being terrified to the point of passing out, Naruto managed to choke out, “Who…Who a-are…”
“An ally,” Came the same quiet, cold voice.
The man had yet to blink throughout this entire encounter.
After several seconds of silence, Naruto had to ask, “W-why’re…Why…Why’re you…”
The man continued to burn him with those soul shaking eyes so much like his own for several moments more. Naruto found himself unable to speak as what little courage he had dwindled.
“It’s time to change,” The man finally said.
This caught Naruto’s attention. Despite his fear, he managed to ask, “Ch-Change what?”
The man’s mouth slowly raised up at the corner. Somehow this hint of a smile was worse than the blank face that’d been present before. For the longest moment Naruto was sure the man was going to do something, whether it was to speak or to widen that creepy smile into a creepier grin or even to let him go so he’d fall to the street below.
Then Naruto was being lifted up and tucked underneath the man’s arm and he felt the steel-like muscles in his captor’s side tense a fraction and then the world turned into a cylinder made of colorful melting clays as all their surroundings blurred and his guts turned to water and then everything came back into focus and they were near the academy, over four blocks away from where they’d been an instant ago and then the world blurred again and they were in the market sector and then they were past his apartment and then they were in a poor area near the village wall and then they were on top on the wall and then they were surrounded by green and then his world began to mercifully turn dark, though he could have sworn he heard the man quietly say something before he passed out.
Everything.
OoXoO
Naruto was slammed into consciousness by an icy impact on his face and upper body. His body shot bolt upright at the contact with the freezing water. He spluttered indignantly at the rude treatment for several moments, before his memory clicked in. The child’s blonde head swept back and forth, looking for him.
“I’m right here,” Came the cold voice. It sounded faintly amused at Naruto’s confusion.
Naruto looked into the darkness the man’s voice seemed to have come from. Though his eyes were slowly adjusting to the low light, he didn’t see his captor until the man seemed to melt right out of the shadows in front of him.
A shaft of moonlight slowly filtered in from a square above Naruto’s head and onto the dusty floor in between him and his kidnapper. Though it didn’t touch the man, some of the light was reflected off his electric-blue eyes, illuminating them in the dark.
Eyes that refused to break contact from him.
Naruto shivered, though it had little to do with the freezing water soaking his jumpsuit. He found himself unable to look away from the man, in fear of what he might do the instant his face was turned. Slowly, he drew himself up into a sitting position. When the other blonde didn’t retaliate for this minor action, Naruto allowed himself the chance to take in his surroundings.
The moonlight gave his still adapting eyes enough light to make out his prison, what little of it there was. It appeared to be the inside of a small, shabby tool shed that had been converted into a cabin-like shack at some point. The wooden walls were weather-beaten and bare, with the exception of a miscellaneous tool mounted here and there. The only furniture in the room was a small cot lying to the back and left of the man in front of him. Naruto himself was leaning against the far wall and was underneath the shack’s only window. The only door to the place was to his right, which his captor made no effort to guard.
Then again, Naruto figured he had about as much odds of making it to the door and beyond as he did of having a stranger off the street smile at him.
Not going to happen.
“Your survival instincts are as good as I remember,” The man spoke up, startling Naruto and causing the boy’s vision to immediately sweep back to him. The blonde continued with a slight smile, “You’re checking out your immediate surroundings, but keeping me in your peripheral vision at all times. Pity I forgot that trick after I hit Genin till I joined the Freak Squads."
Naruto blinked, then loudly demanded, “How the hell do you know me?”
The man’s expression (or lack thereof) didn’t change, but Naruto suddenly had the very strong feeling that he was displeased with the loud display. It was a far more powerful feeling than any of Iruka’s disappointed glares and he had to restrain the urge to push himself back into the wall to become a smaller target.
The blonde man stepped forward into the shaft of moonlight and squatted down in front of Naruto. The young child visibly flinched at the move and braced himself for a blow, though he defiantly refused to turn his face away.
“None of that,” His kidnapper calmly stated. Though it wasn’t an order, Naruto got the distinct impression it would be wise to obey and looked up into the man’s gleaming eyes. The other blonde said, “You are no coward, so don’t act like one.”
“…Ho…How do you know that?” Naruto said, hiding a wince at his catching voice. He mentally cursed just about every divine force he could think of for this embarrassing situation.
“Let me make some things clear,” The lean man said. His voice was losing a little of its raspy quality as he talked, but it remained as cool as ever. “You will not be the fool we both know you aren’t. You may ask questions, though I will only tell you what you need to know, not what you think you want to hear. You will speak at a reasonable level. You will not shrink away from me as if I am one of those hypocritical wastes of flesh from Konohagakure. I will not harm you. You are far more important than you have ever dared dreamed and I will die to ensure your life.”
Naruto had listened intently, but at the last part he couldn’t help but loudly declare, “Of course I’m important. Someday I’m going to be Hokage! Just you wai-”
“You won’t make it higher than Special Jounin,” The familiar stranger cut him off. Naruto stared at him in dumb shock.
“B-But…How do you know…” The child stuttered.
“You won’t ever become Hokage,” The man informed with a clinical tone, as though he were reciting shinobi mottos learned from the academy’s textbooks. “Your highest official rank will be Special Jounin with a small team of other Special Jounin and Chuunin under your command. The highest black ops rank you will ever achieve is ANBU Vice-Captain, though for a three month period you will act as though you have full Captain rank after your squad’s Captain is killed in action and before a new Captain is appointed to your team. In a decade and a half you’ll be the unofficial field commander of Konoha’s military forces, but the Fire Council will still have all the legal and official authority and you will still concede to their orders. Understand?”
Naruto stared at the man with his mouth hanging wide open. He would’ve been less shocked had ramen started to rain from the sky. His dream of becoming Hokage…wouldn’t ever happen? Bull. No way some stranger could know the future. Just because the guy looked just like him and talked really weird doesn’t mean he’s a prophet.
“Right now your mind is coming up with a half dozen different excuses to discredit what I just said,” The man calmly said. As Naruto blinked again in shock, the other blonde continued, “Let me guess: this stupid bastard doesn’t know what he’s talking about just ‘cause he looks like me! I don’t care what anyone says, I’ll become Hokage and everybody will respect me!”
Naruto stared as the man did a perfect mimicry of his normal voice and attitude. That did sound exactly like something he would say, but…
“I, uh, was actually just thinking that I ain’t gonna listen to some strange freako who kidnapped me,” Naruto slowly answered.
The man stared at him for a moment, then let out a short, painful rasping sound. It took Naruto a moment to realize that it had been a laugh. A brief laugh, but still a laugh.
“Well…My memory isn’t what it used to be,” The blonde man neutrally admitted. He continued, “I spoke the truth. You won’t ever become Hokage, but if it comes as any consolation, by the time you’re my age you won’t care.”
“Nuh-uh! Why wouldn’t I care about being Hokage?” Naruto demanded, angered by the casual dismissal of his dream.
“Because you will eventually learn that Hokage is just a title. It has little meaning on its own,” His captor calmly replied.
“Bullshit! Hokage is the most respected ninja in the village!” Naruto declared as he leaned forward, half ready to respond to the statement with violence. At the man’s withering look, he quickly realized his error and lowered both his tone and his body.
“Better, but still too loud,” The man commented. After a moment’s pause, he said, “You don’t understand this yet, but this is one of the things you need to know, so I’ll tell you. You believe that if you become Hokage, everyone will automatically respect you, correct?”
Naruto shifted uncomfortably. Well when he put it like that…
The other blonde, needing no confirmation to his question, continued, “If you were to become Hokage tomorrow, you would still be reviled and despised by virtually everyone in the village.”
“But the Hokage is respected by everyone,” Naruto insisted.
“And how do you think one becomes Hokage?” The man asked. His question brought the blonde child up short.
“…Easy, ‘cause he’s the best,” Naruto answered after a moment. He didn’t sound as sure of himself anymore, though.
“No. That’s only half the battle. There can be more than one person who is ‘the best’, but it takes something more to be Hokage,” The blonde stranger commented. At Naruto blank look, he released a soundless sigh and said, “I’ll give you an example: The current Hokage is retiring. Though there are many candidates for his successor, only two display the qualities and interest needed for the job. One is a genius and has memorized more jutsu than almost any other ninja on the continent. He is very powerful and only four people in the village can possibly rival him. But he is obsessed with gaining more jutsu and power, to the point of sacrificing others for his own gain. Even his own countrymen. His is not so much respected as he is feared, but to be fair that can be one way of assuring obedience from the ranks.
“The other candidate is also powerful. His genius is not that of a prodigy, but rather a combination of cunning, tactical and strategic brilliance, and improvisation. He doesn’t bother with memorizing much jutsu, as he will come up with new techniques on the fly to meet any given situation. As such, his credentials seem like less than his competitor's, but in real combat none can match him. So though he is different, he is easily as powerful as his rival, perhaps even more so. But the real difference is that the second candidate uses his power to benefit others, rather than himself. He cares about his countrymen. If he sacrifices a soldier or a civilian, it’s because he has no other choice. He is adored by his allies, feared by his enemies, and respected by all.”
Naruto frowned a little, thinking over what he’d just been told. After giving him a couple moments to let it sink in, the man asked, “Now, make the decision of the retiring Hokage. Who do you pick to be your successor? Both men are powerful, skilled, and intelligent. But which is the one that should be Hokage?”
“The…second one?” Naruto hesitantly answered.
His captor gave no hint as to whether this was the right or wrong answer. He simply asked, “Why?”
“Because…people like him. Seems like everybody’s afraid of the other one,” The boy replied.
The man didn’t reply for several moments of silence, during which Naruto grew more and more uncomfortable. The tension was becoming unbearable when the man let out another inaudible sigh and gave a small nod. He quietly said, “Correct. Fear isn’t respect, nor does it inspire trust. Both of those are necessary to be Hokage and are integral parts of what that title represents. Respect isn’t instantly granted, it’s earned. Hokage isn’t a prize that will instantly win you the affection and acknowledgment of all the villagers. Hokage isn’t a trinket you brag about winning to impress others. It’s a token given to the village’s greatest, the one to whom all of Fire Country places their trust within. Now do you understand?”
Naruto did, kind of, but he still wasn’t prepared to accept what the man said about him failing to become Hokage. Still…He spoke so certainly, as though he’d seen this all with his own eyes. Either he was nuts, he knew what he was talking about, or both. As much as the child hated option two, the former and the latter were equally disquieting. Who the hell wants to be kidnapped by a crazy person? But that would mean he was speaking the truth…and this guy did seem to know a hell of a lot about the mechanics of the Hokages…
“Of course you understand,” The blonde spoke again. He leaned back on his haunches and seemed to relax subtly, which was strange considering the uncomfortable pose he sat in. The man face was less shadowed in this pose and Naruto could easily see the dark scars on the other blonde’s cheeks. His captor continued, “I chose to come to you on this day because you’re at a turning point. A fork in the road of your life. If I had waited another minute, you would have encountered a Chuunin carrying a grudge as you started yelling at a shopkeeper for staring at you. In the encounter, he calls you a useless fool and you reply that you’ll become Hokage. Of course, he’ll see it for the foolish claim it is and ridicule you for your boast, but you’ll get the idea firmly entrenched in your mind. You’ll become obsessed to the point of a sociopath and refuse to surrender the dream of being Hokage no matter what it costs you.
“Since you’ve never been trained properly or had any form of meaningful discipline, you don’t know how to apply yourself to your chosen goal and, desperate to prove yourself, you rush blindly into every situation. Of course, you fail…repeatedly. You use your idiot mask to hide behind your repeated failures and it quickly becomes so ingrained that within a year you won’t be able to tell where you end and the mask begins. All this holds you back for years, until someone close to you finally recognizes your behavior as a symptom of a menagerie of untreated, long-term mental disorders. It takes a month of constant badgering by close friends for you to begin to accept even the possibility that you might have mental issues. It takes a further sixth months and the death of a comrade before you accept treatment. It takes a following year and a half of constant therapy before the Hokage accepts that you’re mentally sound enough for regular active duty. By that time, it is almost too late for your presence on our forces to make much of a difference.”
Naruto stared at the man (whom he was quickly coming to call Prophet in his mind, as a way of snubbing him) as he coolly informed his charge of his future.
“…I’m…crazy?” The young boy asked in a hesitant voice.
“Mentally unbalanced,” Prophet corrected with a slightly gentler look in his eyes. “You’re not insane; just unhinged. Believe me, within two years you’ll encounter enough genuine psychopaths to really know the difference between having an ‘alternative’ view on reality and being just plain bat-shit crazy. You do have serious mental problems though. How could you not, given the way you grew up? Fortunately, by making you aware of them at this point, I hope to cut them off and prevent them from progressing further. Eventually, you should speak to a woman named Shizune about treatment, but for now your own self-awareness and willpower will suffice.”
“So why now?” Naruto angrily asked. This talk had touched some deep wounds and he found himself suddenly fighting back tears for the first time in years. Heedless of his captor’s previous orders, he loudly demanded, “Why the hell did you come now and not earlier?! So it’s alright for me to have some problems but not too many?! That’s bullshit! You’re full of shit! If you’d die for me then why...Why didn’t you…Why did I have to…”
Naruto refused to allow himself to cry in front of this man, but he still found himself unable to keep speaking. Several uncomfortable minutes of silence spread out between them.
“…You meant to ask, why didn’t I come sooner? Why did I allow you to grow up in a village that hates you for a reason you don’t understand? Why didn’t I take you away from it, to place you with a family that would care for you or even to raise you myself?” The blonde man’s quiet voice broke the silence. Naruto tried to glare at him, but the stark truth of the statement took the anger out him and left only an old pain behind.
Prophet leaned forward until his face was only couple feet from Naruto’s and firmly said with barely restrained emotion, “Because you would be weak.”
With that, he leaned back into his previous position and schooled his face back into its normal impassive appearance.
“…Oh,” Naruto managed to say after several moments of stunned silence.
“What you don’t understand is how much more durable you are over others your generation,” Prophet continued. “It’s true that I could have come to you earlier. That was within our power. However, for the same reason I chose not to wait longer, I also chose not to act sooner.”
Naruto stared at him blankly. This man got stranger and stranger. He did realize he was only eleven years old, right? Half this talk went straight over the child’s fuzzy head.
The man kept speaking as though Naruto was following every word perfectly.
“Your entire life has been hell. Everyone you meet hates or ignores you. You don’t know why. It’s been that way for as long as you can remember. The only person you can remember ever smiling at you is the Sandaime. Even the few kids that will talk to you don’t ever truly smile. This absolute ostracizing is the source of your mental imbalance, but it is also the source of great strength,” Prophet calmly stated. “Few, if any, of the other children of your generation can even come close to understanding what you’ve gone through. When they finally experience true hardship, they’ll be ill prepared for it. You, on the other hand, can take any form of punishment and not quit. You’ve been conditioned and hardwired to survive more than anyone else in this village, short of the veterans from the Great Wars. Do you understand now? You don’t need to be Hokage to be special. You already are, if for no other reason than your sheer tenacity.”
“…What’s that mean?” Naruto quietly asked after a couple moments. At the man’s cocked head, he repeated, “What’s that mean? That word. Tenacity.”
Prophet let a corner of his mouth raise just a hair and answered, “It means you won’t bow your head to anyone or anything. When you become a ninja, a lot of people are going to want you dead. Big deal. People have wanted you dead for over a decade. Nothing new there. You’ll see them as no different than the villagers and realize that no matter how high and mighty they make themselves out to be, they’re no different from anyone else. Stronger maybe, but still no different. Your enemies will assume this utter lack of fear and respect is your idiocy, when it couldn’t be further from the truth. You will understand that no matter what words they throw at you, they are not better than you, so why should you bow down and die? It’ll take your classmates years to get to the same level of understanding that you have by default.”
“Oh…” Naruto quietly said. He slowly wrapped his arms around his knees and rested his chin on them. His face was both thoughtful and pensive.
“What troubles you?” Prophet asked in his still raspy voice.
“It’s just…I’ve never been…Nobody’s ever said anything nice about me before. Not even old man Sandaime,” Naruto replied in a quiet, unsure voice. He truly didn’t know what to make of the situation. All his life the only thing he really wanted from life was a little kindness and now it’s offered to him by a total weirdo stranger that had kidnapped him.
“I’m not being nice. I’m merely speaking the truth. You have many faults as well, but it’s a little redundant to point them out when you hear Iruka-sensei rail on you everyday about most of them,” The man pointed out. His voice changed pitch as he said Iruka’s name. It made him seem older than he appeared, though Naruto couldn’t really tell what emotion was behind it.
But that came secondary priority to the tidbit of info this man had let slip.
Iruka-sensei?
“…Who the hell are you?”
Prophet looked vaguely amused by the question. “You’re only asking that now?”
“Hey, shut up! I got distracted!” Naruto snapped in embarrassment. He pointed a finger at the impassive man’s face and demanded, “You called Iruka-sensei Sensei, and no calls Sensei a sensei unless they’re in our class and you’re way too old to be calling my sensei a sensei! So who the hell are you!?”
Prophet stared at the boy for a moment and let out a rattling sigh while grumbling, “I must be crazier than I thought if that sentence made sense to me.”
The man ignored his captive’s outraged squawk as he thought about how to answer that question.
In a normal world, you can never actually meet and touch and speak with your reflection, but this isn’t a normal world and hadn’t been since whales took to the seas, so now his reflection asked him, “Who are you?” and he truly was not sure how to answer without his words forming a ball of steel to shatter the precious reflection that must survive beyond all others at any cost no matter-
“Hey! Prophet Guy! Snap out of it!” Naruto yelled. His loud voice caused the man to jerk and look at him with a slightly bewildered look.
“How…How long did I…?” The man tried to ask. His voice was far raspier now than it had ever been.
“I dunno. A minute, maybe?” Naruto replied. A look of curious confusion settled over his face as he watched his captor.
“I see…” Prophet said with a powerful tone of relief in his voice. He looked away from Naruto to the moon shining in through the window and muttered, “I’ve wasted too much time. I can’t risk fogging here. Change has to be completed, now.”
“Change? What are you yammering about?” Naruto asked, his face squinting into a fox-like expression of puzzlement. “And hey, you never answered my question! Who the hell are you?”
The man suddenly stood and moved over to kneel right in front of Naruto. It was uncomfortable, not the least reason being Prophet’s body odor, but the truly unnerving part to the child was the look of apology in the man’s piercing eyes.
“A mirror.”
With that he grabbed Naruto by the collar and lifted him with that unnatural strength over to the cot on the other side of the room. He sat the boy on one end and himself on the other.
“I’m a broken mirror and I reflect your future should your life continue on its current path,” Prophet rasped as he reached into a small side pouch on his hip and withdrew a cloth bundle that he laid across his lap.
“Future…?” Naruto whispered. His blue eyes widened as his brain started to reach the appropriate conclusions.
“A future that’s as dark and twisted as a broken reflection,” Prophet continued as he hadn’t heard a word.
Perhaps he hadn’t.
Naruto watched as the man unfolded part of the bundle revealing a worn, but clean field medic kit, complete with sutures, scalpels, dressing poultices, and…and an enormous hypodermic needle that Prophet was sliding out of its pouch and was spending far too much time examining.
“A broken reflection that should never exist.”
Naruto was breathing hard and getting really worried as Prophet gently closed the cloth flap over the kit, but left the needle out and resting on top of it.
“A dark world than should never and can never be.”
The other thing that kept the blonde boy from running for the door was the surefire knowledge that he’d never even make it off the cot. That didn’t keep him from nearly suffering a heart attack though.
“Naruto.”
The boy looked away from the suddenly terrifying object into the eyes of the suddenly terrifying man and froze at the look in his eyes.
“There are three things I must give you. I wish they could be mentorship, family, and love like you desire with all your being, but I can’t. I shouldn’t be here in first place. I’m breaking too many rules, defying too many forces by even breathing the same air as you for me to remain much longer,” Prophet quietly said as he turned to stare down at his hands and the medic kit.
Naruto felt his fear fade at the true regret in the man’s voice and was reminded by the other blonde’s promise to not harm him.
Something occurred to him then and before he could stop himself, he blurted out, “Wait, you’re leaving?!”
Prophet turned and actually managed a small, mischievous smile as he asked, “Why? Gonna miss me?”
Naruto saw the smirk, the way it reduced the blue eyes to slits, the way the dark scars on the cheek twisted, and knew without a doubt who this man was. And just as certainly as he knew that, he also knew that-
“Yeah, I will,” At the older man’s widened eyes, Naruto shrugged a bit self-consciously and said, “What? You got a problem with that?”
The Prophet turned and stared at his hands again. His shoulders shuddered a bit. His fingers twitched and his breath hitched.
It came as a shock to Naruto when he realized the sheen on those blue eyes was no longer glazed madness, but unshed moisture.
“We…We have to hurry,” The man said in a slightly chocked voice and not acknowledging the break in his icy exterior. Naruto found himself nodding in agreement without even realizing why. He was actually not very surprised to realize he was no longer afraid of this man or what he would do in the slightest.
In a blur of movement, the older man reached a hand into his shirt and pulled out a small gleam of green. It took Naruto a second to realize he was looking at a gemstone of some sort.
“This, is a piece of the Leviathan’s Blood Stone. It was created thousands of years ago in a land of old gods far from here,” Prophet said as he held the small gem aloft in the moonlight shining into the room. In the shaft of silver, it took on an eerie, indescribable blue-green color that made Naruto think of ancient seas and the monsters that traversed their depths. It was a horrible beauty, one that set his teeth on edge and sent chills up his spine even as it held him utterly enthralled.
“Though the original was destroyed centuries ago by the Isonade along with much of its power, this fragment still holds subtle, yet great powers of its own. This is the second thing you must have,” Prophet continued.
Naruto started to reach for the necklace of his own accord, but stopped when the older man closed his fist around the gem and brought in close to his face.
Prophet frowned for several moments, seemingly in concentration. His fist clenched tighter, to the point of the tendons in his wrist jutting out, then his other hand began to blur.
He was fifteen seconds into whatever jutsu he was performing before Naruto realized that his off hand was forming seals. Not just any seals, but half-seals, something he’d only heard Iruka-sensei mention once in passing. And Prophet was performing them so fast he couldn’t keep count of how many seals there were.
Another fact regarding hand seals floated into his mind as the twenty second mark passed. The number of seals in a jutsu had no relation to its power, only its complexity. Iruka had hammered that into their heads incessantly. A single seal jutsu can be destructive enough to blow a hole through a wall while a twelve seal jutsu could do nothing more than form a brilliant butterfly from water vapors and dust. The difference in the volume of seals is variables: how many are present and how they interact with each other.
Almost a solid minute after he’d begun, Prophet finished the last seal and Naruto began to wonder if he’d just witnessed the most complex jutsu in history. The older man’s hands began to crackle with arcing silver threads of light. He cupped his clenched fist with his other hand and gathered more threads around it. He only paused when the air around his hands began to resemble a whirlwind of metal ribbons.
Then he leaned straight into the mess and rested his forehead against his hands.
Naruto almost jumped out of his skin as the threads seemed to attack his man’s head. They seemed to worm their way under the skin of his temples, face, and scalp. Naruto jumped up and started to do…something, anything, but before he could make a move towards Prophet, the threads retreated from his head and through his hands, out of sight.
“That…was considerably more difficult than Ino led me to believe,” Prophet gasped as he sagged back against the wall the cot was pressed against. Though his skin was pale and sweat had gathered at his temples, the man sat upright almost immediately. He turned to the younger blonde and held out a shaking hand, from which the gem dangled.
“It’s glowing,” Naruto stated blankly as he stared at the formerly silver-blue-green stone. Indeed it was. An dark inner light of an indefinable color emanated from within the ancient piece of jewelry.
Prophet nodded tiredly and said, “That’s the third thing I must give you.”
“What is it?” Naruto couldn’t help but ask. It didn’t escape his notice that the stone was steaming slightly or that there was a piece of burned skin tissue connected to it. The Prophet seemed immune, or at least indifferent, to the pain, so he decided not to bring it up. It still made his already high wariness of the gemstone increase even further.
“Mentorship, in a sense, that I dug out of my memories,” Prophet replied. In the dark room, his blue eyes shown silver as they reflected the gem.
“Memories? Like…You becoming me or me becoming you or something?!” Naruto demanded as he recoiled a bit. Not that he wanted the bizarre man to go, but he didn’t want his brain overwritten either.
“No, no. Nothing like that,” Prophet replied without hesitation. He was panting now and sweat was staining the collar of his shirt. He forced himself to continue, “It contains information, warnings, jutsu, omens, training, advice; those sorts of things. I dredged them from my own psyche and embedded them within this stone. It can act as a guide to you, but there are great limits on how much it can pass on. To be honest, I’m not entirely certain what I put in and what was skipped. Warnings may be no more than whispers. Omens mere glimpses. Jutsu training may leave a critical stage out. But still, it will help you avoid the future as I know it and that’s what matters.”
“What’s so bad about this future you keep mentioning?” Naruto asked as he leaned back towards the gem. His reluctance to be anywhere near the thing was now warring with his innate desire to get stronger and learn more. He glanced at the other blonde, “What’s so bad that you went through all this trouble?”
Prophet closed his eyes for a moment and when he opened them again, it was with the strangest expression Naruto had ever seen. It was like he had too much to say, didn’t know how to say it or where to begin, and was equally afraid of the results of saying anything or nothing at all.
“You’ll see,” He finally said while staring into the gem’s glowing core. “Of that I managed to make certain.”
There was a brief minute of quiet as they sat and stared at the dangling bit of shiny stone, in which Naruto could think of nothing to say and Prophet had too much to say to know where to begin.
Finally, Naruto swallowed his unease and said, “Guess there’s no better time to begin.”
He reached for the stone. A large hand gently laid across his and stopped him.
“You can’t touch it,” Prophet whispered.
“Huh?” Naruto replied. His started to frown in annoyance and demanded, “What the hell do mean I can’t touch it?! Then how am I supposed to learn wha-”
“You can’t touch it or take it, lest it strike you down. It’s believed to be cursed, you see. And it is, in a sense,” Prophet continued in his quiet, raspy voice. He stared off into space, his eyes slightly unfocused.
Naruto would have happily withdrawn his hand right then and there and to hell with the jutsu, but the other blonde kept it right where it was. His hand was like soft steel; the grip didn’t bite nor bruise, but it didn’t give in the slightest either.
“This stone takes lives of those who wear it without being worthy,” Prophet elaborated. “The greater you are, the longer it will allow you to wear it, but it will still inevitably strike you down without warning.”
Naruto stopped trying to remove his hand from the grip of his addle minded captor and instead asked, “Okay. So how can I be worthy?”
Prophet slowly turned to look the boy in the eye. His dark gaze was full of challenge, yet some regret too.
“You have to earn it. As I did. Trial by wind, in my case. Trial by fire, in yours,” He said.
With that he let the necklace hang free again and reached down to the hypodermic needle in his lap.
“The darkness of the future has many causes and faces, but it boils down to this: there’s a virus. It’s nigh unstoppable. It spreads by contact and the infected are changed as their symptoms develop,” Prophet said as he depressed the plunger all the way. He raised the needle in the air and held it aloft next to his head. “Within a matter of hours, the infected individuals become something less and more than human and have no other desire than to spread their infection to any living organism in range or consume it so that it may fuel their freakish forms. In this genetic holocaust, humans are now an endangered species. There is no serum nor jutsu that can stop the process once an individual is infected. There has never been a single organism, living or dead, that has successfully resisted infection.”
Prophet paused, then in one switch movement sunk the needle into one of the arteries in his own neck. He carefully, but quickly drew a full load of blood from himself, then removed the needle. The bleeding hole in his neck was gone almost before Naruto could blink. The man stared at the tube full of crimson swirls for a moment, then looked over at his young charge.
“Except one.”
Naruto stared at the needle, then back into eyes that were exact mirrors of his own.
“Except you.”
“Except me,” Prophet nodded. “I survived thanks to the burden you and I share. As a result, I have the most valuable antibodies on the planet. And now-”
In the time it took Naruto to register the word ‘antibodies,’ his still captive hand had been turned over, his sleeve slid up his arm, and the needle pressed into his inner arm.
“-so do you,” Prophet said as he gently depressed the plunger.
It was over before Naruto could react. The other blonde only emptied about half the vial into his arm before he removed the needle and allowed the boy to pull away.
“Thankfully, we’re genetically identical, so your body should make templates of my immunities before I…before it’s too late,” Prophet said as he carefully cleaned and replaced the syringe into his pack. Beads of sweat fell onto the cloth and darkened the fabric. The man shuddered as a spasm of some sort passed through him.
“Wha…What is…What’s happ…” Naruto tried to say, but couldn’t get out the words as his voice slurred. Liquid fire seemed to be course from his inner arm, down to his finger tips, and back up into the rest of his body.
“I’m passing my immunity onto you. When I was first stricken with Redeemer, it took months for me to recover. By then, the only medic in the world who could’ve made an immunization from my blood that could be used for others was dying from the effects of her own long term jutsu,” Prophet rasped out. He managed to set his kit to one side as he slumped back against the wall. This time he couldn’t pull himself upright. “You have a head start on the war now. It may take a good day or two for the fever to pass from you. I’m sorry the transfer couldn’t be smoother, but you should be alright in no more than 48 hours. The charge in the gemstone should stay long enough for you recover and put it on.”
With a great effort, Prophet reached up and grasped the glowing stone hanging from his neck and tore it off in a jerky motion. He reached out and set it right next to his rapidly convalescing captive. His task done, his hand retreated and his body sagged back. He sincerely doubted he would be able to get it to move again, no matter what the cause.
“The antibodies are the first thing you must have,” Prophet said as a fever induced sweat broke out on Naruto’s face. The older man paused as a thought occurred to him and gave a sharp grunt which might’ve been intended to be a laugh. “Funny. Family, love, and mentorship. I wanted to you those so much and in a way I did. Blood that can only be shared by family. A stone as a symbol of familial love. Knowledge in the form of mentorship. Half-assed versions of what you want, but there nonetheless.”
“Ka...mi…don’ you…ever shu’ up…” Naruto managed to mutter through the growing burning pain and delirium spreading throughout his entire system.
“I’ll have you know…I’ve talked more this night than I have in the past five…maybe six year years…” Prophet managed to his out as cold pain lanced through him. “You…have that effect, I guess…”
“I…mus’ be a bad in…influz…influence on muhself…” Naruto groaned out. He was sweating half to death, but he couldn’t keep his arms from wrapping around himself. The sudden wave a nausea in his gut made him grateful he hadn’t eaten in over twelve hours.
Prophet gave his dry, raspy laugh, then bit back a curse of pain as his heart nearly stopped beating.
“Naruto…I can’t…I won’t be here…when you wake up…” He managed to get out. “’m almost outta…chakra. Jutsu that’s keeping…keeping me here is… falling apart. Getting harder…Future must…Must already be changing. Good…Don’t want…Never should’ve…existed…”
Naruto forced himself to stay awake long enough to stare up at his…his something, and look the other man in the electric-blue eye.
“You’re already…Brave. Already strong…Can’t ask more…from you for those,” Prophet whispered. He closed his eyes and clenched his teeth in pain, but still managed to hiss out, “Become great. Become…happy. And please…don’t…”
The man, the dark mirror, swallowed and forced himself to look into his reflection.
“…Please don’t become me.”
Naruto could see the blackness seeping in on all edges of his vision, but he still felt he had to say something, anything, to the man who was about to…die? Vanish? Stop existing? This man just ripped his world apart, but could he honestly say that was a bad thing?
No. Annoying or not, bastard kidnapper or not, talks way too much or not, pumped him full of his own noxious blood or not, he couldn’t say he would have rather they’d never met.
“Said it before… ’ll say it…again. I’ll miss you…Can’t stop me…Dumb Prophet…” Naruto managed to say before he sank into deep, deaf darkness.
And a man who hadn’t felt joy since he was a child without wrinkles, couldn't fight his first genuine smile in over a decade as tears he’d been holding back for an eon ran down his scarred cheeks.
He refused to stop smiling, even as his body began to dissolve and his mind fell apart, until all that was left in the cabin was a fever ridden eleven year old and a small glimmering stone that shone with inner echoes of a future that, Kami willing, would die before it ever was born.
OoXoO
‘Tsunade. Legendary Sucker. Princess of the Sannin. East. She always roams east, away from Konohagakure and Stone Country. Away from the past. Find her. You and her are the most important players in the upcoming war. Find her. When your stone sings, she’s close.’
Naruto held the green-blue gem in his hand until the whispers in his mind faded away, then tucked it under safely under his shirt. Not that he was particularly worried about damage or theft, seeing as how it took a legendary Bijuu to shatter the original Leviathan Stone and its curse was great enough to kill two Hokages, but he’d rather not advertise a gem valuable enough to buy a mountain to any brigands he might meet on the road.
Not until he was ready, that is.
Already, he was planning on training exercises. Places to go and practice. People to challenge. Teachers to barter with. But that would have to wait, for now.
Now he had a task to do: find this Legendary Sucker of a princess and convince her that she needed to help him stop on upcoming plague apocalypse that he’d never actually seen with his own eyes.
‘Easy as ramen,’ The confident eleven year old thought as he shifted weight of his stolen pack and walked down the dusty merchant road headed towards Tea Country.
After all, for Uzumaki Naruto nothing is impossible. Nothing. He had a dream to fight for, after all, one even greater than his old one.
Becoming Hokage seems so silly now, when it’s up to him to save the world.
He would stop this nightmare plague, he would become great, he would become happy, and he would save the world. And he would become the greatest man in it in the process.
Because not even time itself can stop Uzumaki Naruto.
As usual, tell me what you think. And contest entrants, just a reminder to send me an update.
-Kraken
Nothing can stop us now! Well...I guess Optimus Prime could...
- Fic Post: Deus Ex Machina (Chapter 1)

2007-02-02 10:32 pm (UTC)
The Legend of the Tailed Beasts compendium was proven to be fake a short time ago, though there are a few accurate bits.
I plan on writing up a longer piece of concrit when I get a chance, but I just wanted to throw that out there.
2007-02-02 11:02 pm (UTC)
Tea bag!2007-02-02 11:21 pm (UTC)
Like the Naruto series is an accurate portrayal of the Japanese mythos to begin with.
I hate to break it to you, but there is a fuckton of Japanese mythos in Naruto; just because you don't see it, doesn't mean it isn't there and it doesn't make me an "elitist nerd". It makes me someone who has studied japanese mythology in my college curriculum.
The point being is to make up shit about your favorite series that ain't true and have freaking fun with it.
That's a completely irrelevant point as I didn't mention removing or even modifying anything in your story, but yeah, awesome. I was simply mentioning it.
2007-02-03 01:47 pm (UTC)
I called you an elitist nerd, because that's what an elitist nerd does: find random people and criticize details in whatever said individuals are doing while assuming their opinion is welcome. I was (somewhat rudely, but still far politer than your second reply) informing you I don't give a rat's ass that I don't bow perfectly to Japanese mythology.
That shouldn't even be surprising. I've never followed canon or real life mythology accurately, in any of my fics.
And no, you are wrong. While Naruto draws heavily from Japanese mythological themes, it doesn't accurately portray them, which is exactly what-
Like the Naruto series is an accurate portrayal of the Japanese mythos to begin with.
-was about. Kishimoto used artistic license liberally when he made the series. I would think a college educated individual, such as you claim to be, would catch onto that immediately.
And about your feedback, save it. There are people here whose opinions I respect and are free to criticize me as they please. You aren't one of them. Just from your first post I could tell you're not someone who has an opinion that I give a damn about. The out of proportion cussing and whining in your second post merely confirmed that to me.
When I want a random review from an idiot, I'll post this thing to FF.net. Till then, kindly bother somebody else.
2007-02-03 08:42 pm (UTC)
Hey, way to be completely off base. I said I would leave a comprehensive review, you know, as in exactly what you mentioned above, but then again just looking at your FFNET profile, it is loud and clear that you're a total hypocrite. You want reviews so long as they're shining praise and ass kissing, but God forbid someone points out a minor flaw. I had no plan on listing off things I did or didn't like about your shitfic.
I called you an elitist nerd, because that's what an elitist nerd does: find random people and criticize details in whatever said individuals are doing while assuming their opinion is welcome. I was (somewhat rudely, but still far politer than your second reply) informing you I don't give a rat's ass that I don't bow perfectly to Japanese mythology.
Ha, that's a laugh. You are the last person who should be calling others Nerds or Elitists. You pat yourself so hard on the back that I'm surprised you haven't broken an arm; then again, that might explain why you never make any progress, neh?
You're into D20, Star Wars, piles of pixels that vaguely resemble a human girl (which I've never heard you mention anything about the real thing before), get up in arms over a children's series of books (Harry Potter), and then get all pissy if people don't follow through in their stories exactly how you'd like to see it, but still see others as Nerds. Awesome.
My first polite was hardly impolite. Just because you view anyone who tries to provide clarification for your idiocy as some major antagonist, doesn't make me impolite. Your response was completely rude, so I replied in kind, just as you would do. I love your logic on this so far, by the way.
Just because you don't bow to Japanese mythology doesn't give you the right to rape it as badly as you do, constantly. You specifically pointed out your hatred of people straying from the mythos of the Bijuu, but you don't want follow it if you don't want to.
And no, you are wrong. While Naruto draws heavily from Japanese mythological themes, it doesn't accurately portray them
I love this. You couldn't be more wrong if you were holding hands with a boy in church. Ever heard of the "Tale of the Gallant Jiraiya"? Sound familiar? As in, it is identical to everything we've ever seen about the Sannin. And since you seem to have a hard on for Kyuubi, allow me to point out just how closely Naruto follows within the mythos of Nine Tailed Fox Spirits.
Kitsune are known for their prowess of turning into seductive females; you know, kind of like Oiroke no Jutsu. Kitsune are also known for their ability for incredible trickery and cleverness, much like Naruto series of incredibly elaborate last minute plans. Kitsune are known for know their fierceness; so much so, that they've been known to fight off and defeat dogs. Kind of like Naruto defeating Kiba despite his handicap, eh? But, you'
re right, no parallels or accurate portrayals at all.
2007-02-03 09:07 pm (UTC)
While I do find fault in Kraken for over assumption and throwing out names first, the way you introduced your message did sound a bit awkward. It would have been better for you to say something negative about the fic than a random piece of information about Isonade.
2007-02-04 05:22 am (UTC)
To clear some things up, while a lot of people mindlessly praise Kraken like he's some celestial being, he's not a big fan of it, I don't think.
Everyone is entitled to their opinion and all, but the fact that went apeshit over something as trivial as bit of information clearly suggests otherwise.
While I do find fault in Kraken for over assumption and throwing out names first, the way you introduced your message did sound a bit awkward. It would have been better for you to say something negative about the fic than a random piece of information about Isonade.
Perhaps, but tone and inflection do not carry through on the internet; simply assuming that I was making some ridiculous effort to attack him from my post is ludicrous at best. The mature thing would be to reply to my post and politely reply that he isn't interested in actual continuity. I also clearly mentioned that I was going to drop a review, as in something that leaves both criticism (of the positive kind) and response to what I found well executed. He jumped the gun on this, not me.
2007-02-03 09:00 pm (UTC)
Who claimed that he didn't? The tale of the bijuu isn't real, but he draws on real spirits and demon mythology, which is to say, oh I don't know, that he uses artistic license? I'm glad that you could point out something that anyone with an IQ over 10 could point out, but I don't need my college experience to handle you.
And about your feedback, save it. There are people here whose opinions I respect and are free to criticize me as they please. You aren't one of them. Just from your first post I could tell you're not someone who has an opinion that I give a damn about. The out of proportion cussing and whining in your second post merely confirmed that to me.
I don't plan on giving feedback; I don't have all week to try and salvage the mess that you call a plot. As for those opinions you respect and those who can criticize you as they please, don't you mean so long as they lick your nuts and tell you how awesome your stuff is?
My cussing and whining wasn't out of proportion, though your view on proportion may be skewed since you're obviously overcompensating for a shrimp dick with your belligerent attitude to anyone who questions you.If you knew me and didn't act like a total asshole, you might have given some consideration to the thought of my opinion. Not that I care, but it is humorous.When I want a random review from an idiot, I'll post this thing to FF.net. Till then, kindly bother somebody else.
Why bother? You have plenty of tards here who are willing to write up two or three, incoherent, sentences of glowing praise. I'm not bothering anyone, because you're not anyone worth bothering. Your internet fame amounts to exactly nothing in real life, and your aspirations of being a pro author, that's the best joke I've heard today. You can't keep cookie cutter characters in character, how do you plan to write original character and plot? Especially given your complete lack of originality in anything you've done, thus far.
I'm being fairly generous by the way; I could have knocked out about fifty thousand words about your total idiocy, but I'll let you go back to being the sad little king of his sad little worl--er, Live Journal.
Edit: I have to apologize about the "shrimp dick" comment. That was incredibly rude of me and I wish to retract my comment. I am only leaving it up there because I don't want to be accused of trying to hide it.
(Anonymous)
2007-02-04 02:28 am (UTC)
Newsflash, boyo. Excessive amounts of coffee (or whatever stimulant it is that has you frothing at the mouth) do not to a fulfilling life lead. Go sleep it off, pop some prozac or what you will.
You need to mellow out some.
Or don't.
On second thought, please don't.
You'd deprive us of yet another source of comedy. It's so hard to find people with the emotional depth of a teaspoon taking themselves far too seriously these days.
Actually, no. No it isn't.
Your impression of a demented gebril on a power high is quite amusing though. As is your need to pontificate, at length.
Do you get your jollies that way? Is there some deeply rooted insecurity at work here? Is it also the cause of this obsession you seem to have with the male genitalia?
You're amusing. Please carry on. If you do, I'll finally have a case to psychoanalyze the hell out of.
-Griever
The Hypnotoad is NOT AMUSED!
2007-02-04 04:40 am (UTC)
No, not from the person who did the first post that led to this, but from Kraken and you, 'Griever'.
EVERYONE is entitled to his/her opinions.
Of course, I must admit that someone with a User-Pic and User-Name like "uchihanarutokun" should have known better than to write anything, and I mean ANYTHING AT ALL here.
While I strongly disagree with the flaming you in particular recieve, I will gladly admit that at least part of this wretched fiasco is your fault. Posting on a known Anti-Sasuke/Anti-Yaoi Livejournal with a name and picture like that MUST lead to reactions like this.
Shame on all of you for letting something that could have evolved into spirited and informative discussion degenerate into a mindless flame war that is unfit for the adults that we all are.
A thoroguly disgusted Steiner.
Re: The Hypnotoad is NOT AMUSED!
2007-02-04 05:40 am (UTC)
Of course, I must admit that someone with a User-Pic and User-Name like "uchihanarutokun" should have known better than to write anything, and I mean ANYTHING AT ALL here.
While I strongly disagree with the flaming you in particular recieve, I will gladly admit that at least part of this wretched fiasco is your fault. Posting on a known Anti-Sasuke/Anti-Yaoi Livejournal with a name and picture like that MUST lead to reactions like this.
I am sorry you feel that way, but I think you're confused on my LJ name. I made it as a jab at people who write fanfics where Naruto suddenly has the sharingan for no explicable reason.
I dislike Yaoi immensely and wouldn't read it unless I had no alternative. Nothing about my icon or name should indicate otherwise as Naruto has the sharingan and the cursed mark seal, clearly visible, in the picture, which would indicate familial relations, not sexual.
Again, my icon and username have nothing to do with Sasuke. It is UCHIHA and it seems that Kraken likes Itachi, so he shouldn't find anything incendiary about my tag or icon. If he did, it would be reaching.
I agree that things were more or less blown out of proportion right off the bat. I don't typically enjoy internet flame wars of any sort, but I don't intend to sit around and allow myself to be attacked for no legitimate reason. I just intended to provide a quick piece of information and then come back and offer some good solid concrit. I've been into fanfic for a long time and had written epics for the DBZ fandom and have beta'd for respected authors; I understand how valuable concrit can be to any author.
I apologize if I offended you steiner, it was certainly not my intention, but I hope you can understand why I felt as thought the initial flame was completely unwarranted.
Re: The Hypnotoad is NOT AMUSED!
2007-02-04 07:20 am (UTC)
While I agree with you on the point of not letting yourself get attacked, and even with me being a staunch supporter of Kraken's Ghost, that is exactly what he did, the best - and maybe only way - to avoid this .... spectacular waste of livejournal space to come to pass would have been to delete your first post and never show yourself again.
Which I recommend you do as soon as anyhow reasonably possible.
The Hypnotoad is seething still.
Re: The Hypnotoad is NOT AMUSED!
(Anonymous)
2007-02-04 05:58 pm (UTC)
Please?
-Dryden
Re: The Hypnotoad is NOT AMUSED!
2007-02-05 11:52 pm (UTC)
Do not mistake my post as a show of sympathy. In this particular case I am furious at everyone involved, no matter the how and why.
I don't want sympathy. I was just glad to see that at least someone wasn't completely addled, but I still don't see how any of the original response was my fault. I do admit that I responded with venom, but it wasn't out of line.
the best - and maybe only way - to avoid this .... spectacular waste of livejournal space to come to pass would have been to delete your first post and never show yourself again.
Which I recommend you do as soon as anyhow reasonably possible.
While I understand that you're Kraken's friend and can respect your stance, I have no intention of removing my original post. I did nothing to provoke anyone and my username and icon have absolutely zero relation to Yaoi or Sasuke, so that's a stretch at best. Basically, if Kraken wants it gone, he can deal with it, since he is the one who started.
2007-02-04 05:32 am (UTC)
I don't need to mellow, as I am perfectly calm and capable of mature, reasonable replies. I don't see how your opinion is relevant however, because you're obviously not objective; people like you spend your entire lives riding on the coattails of other trying for their acceptance by acting like their groupies.
I'm not pontificating in your direction, so why is it your business? If you get pumped on fanboying Kraken's stuff, by all means go ahead, but you might want to try living outside of his shadow.
It is also amusing that you accost me of having the emotional depth of a teaspoon who takes themselves far to seriously as your idol seems to have it far worse than I do. He's a self professed ego-maniac and stance on everything is contradictory at best and his most used skill is pontificating at length, via his "Full Metal" rants.
I have no insecurities, seeing that I am fully capable of standing on my own without having to call in flunkies to fight my battles for me, nor do I have the need to earn someone's favor by pestering someone with faulty logic and preposterous claims.
If you'll please look at Kraken's first reply, you'll see that I didn't start the mention of male genitalia, I just simply responded in kind.
I hope you do psychoanalyze me. When you're done, send it my way so I submit it to psych dept. at UPENN for a good laugh.
2007-02-04 10:25 am (UTC)
This is the only other reply I'll make to you uchihanarutokun, cause unlike you, when I say I don't give a shit about somebody, I don't continue to write thousand word spiels at them.
Griever: Thanks for the support man, but I got this one covered. No worries. :)
Steiner: Chill. This is hardly the first time there's been a blog war here, so this should be nothing new. Furthermore, this has absolutely nothing to do with you, so don't get angry as if I did it just to personally insult you.
uchihanarutokun: Dude, whatever. You can try to act like you're the awesome victim if you want, but the truth is you're just a poser and our entertainment of the week. If you didn't give a shit like you claim, you wouldn't still be here trying to provoke a response from me. This whole rant of yours boils down to, "Wah! Temper tantrum!"
I don't give a shit about you, your opinions or what you think the size of my cock is. And unlike you, when I say I don't give a shit, I mean it. Post whatever you like. I'm serious, go ahead and post whatever you want. You won't get a reply from me. Why? 'Cause I don't care. The sad thing is, you were just an amusing waste of time to me and (unfortunately) due to the regulars here getting in an uproar, not worth it anymore. So feel free to play around here some more, but it's going to be by yourself, man. Adios.
2007-02-06 01:00 pm (UTC)
My initial response was a bit on the rude side. I admit, I do have a bit of a hair trigger temper when it comes to receiving criticism from random people I've never encountered before. It sounded quite a bit to me like yet another guy giving me hell for a small detail that doesn't conform to their view of things, when said detail was something I took artistic license with it in the first place. Therefore, I made a reply, which I freely admit was rather abrasive. This, I will say, can be blamed on me.
However, the rapid escalation was hardly entirely my action. My initial reply was rude. His reply to that was disproportionately scathing. Rather than calmly attempt to change my error in thinking (assuming it was indeed erroneous, which after the excessive reaction I doubt), he instead started throwing out kind and gentle terms like 'fuck' and 'asshole.' I didn't start cussing at him. In fact, I have yet to cuss at him at all. Sure, I swore, but not at him or in reference to him. The most offensive term I've used directed at him thus far is 'idiot' or 'elitist nerd', whichever one finds more offensive. All in all rather minimal.
You want to lay blame, then do it properly and list everyone's actions in their entirety.
Fact is, I:
*Struck first.
*Called him an 'elitist nerd.'
*Directly implied he's an idiot.
*Said he was whining.
*Used 'shit', 'damn', and 'rat's ass', though not at him or in reference to him.
*Said 'Tea Bag!' I should be yelled at for this simply on principal, because I freaking hate all things Halo.
The rest of my side of the fight was attacking and debating his various points and criticisms. That is fair game and fair fighting, in my opinion.
On his end, he's:
*Called me an asshole (which I can't really take offense to, since I admit to being one.)
*Thrown around the F-Bomb.
*Called me a hypocrite.
*Called my fic a 'shitfic.' (I actually do take offense to this. He knows it's good. He wouldn't be here in the first place if it wasn't. That's just a cheap jab and one I don't appreciate. Insulting me is something I shrug at. Insulting my writing, especially over a temper tantrum, is just plain crappy.)
*Implied that I can't get laid since I do people a favor and don't fill my blog with details of my sex life.
*Called me an idiot (fair's fair, I suppose. :P)
*Saying I 'rape' Japanese mythology.
*Making mutltiple references to me encouraging 'ass licking' and 'nut licking' from my fans who frequent here.
*Basically degraded my goal of becoming a pro writer.
*Called all of you guys here tards, which I don't appreciate, as the reason why I post stuff here ar all is because most of you are far more intelligent and detailed in you feedback than any other site I've ever posted fics on.
*Ah, yes, the shrimp dick comment.
The rest of his comments are also debate and fair fighting, so I won't include them. You don't believe me on this tally, then go back and look for yourselves.
So, no, it's not all the horrible Kraken's fault for getting pissy on his own blog (whom, I might, has had suitable cause to do so in the past.)
Maybe I jumped the gun, but I would appreciate that you guys either keep an unbiased opinion on the matter and dole blame to all parties as they deserve or, even better, stay out of the fight entirely, especially since it has nothing to do with any of you in the first place.
And in the interest of not alienating my regulars, I'm refusing further discussion of this, regardless of the source. You guys wanted in on the fight so bad; now you're free to. But, you'll be doing it by yourself though.
-Kraken out.
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